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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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Posted on May 18, 2013 via haino haino haino with 47,820 notes
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Posted on May 17, 2013 via Everything is okay. with 1,376 notes
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an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling
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Posted on May 17, 2013 via Microsoft Office 2007 with 4,662 notes
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why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
because nudes are real
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Posted on May 16, 2013 via @ u @ with 46,659 notes
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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
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The stupid slogan though.
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Posted on May 16, 2013 via ✞✞✞✞✞ with 2,800 notes
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Posted on May 16, 2013 via with 7,789 notes
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I’ve been craving french fries and ice cream for the past week
Well I’ve spent my life wanting more sugar all the time.
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Posted on May 14, 2013 via trouble de l'alimentation with 164,495 notes
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Posted on May 14, 2013 via [whispers] dirty cute with 25,131 notes
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This is just so pleasing to watch.
THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE
two types of people
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Posted on May 14, 2013 via Visit ForGIFs.com for more with 182,217 notes
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I'm a dumbass pretty much all the time ask anyone who knows me it's great
